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Computer Viruses on a Political Perspective

The Gloria Arroyo Virus: Despite several attempts to remove it, it stays in your computer

The Joseph Estrada Virus: You end your computer session and it keeps coming back

The Mar Roxas Virus: Your computer automatically sends an email that curses the receiver

The Manny Villar Virus: When it infects the system, it doubles and then inserts itself as an email attachment

The Loren Legarda Virus: It targets old files

The Panfilo Lacson Virus: Terminates programs without warning

The Celso De Los Angeles Virus: Saves all your data and then corrupts them

The Chiz Escudero Virus: Appears harmless but has a hidden agenda

The Bayan Muna Virus: It attacks the system

The Jamby Madrigal Virus: Projects itself as a worm and infects rich text format documents only

The Noli De Castro Virus: It makes your computer run slow.

The Lito Lapid Virus: Similar to The Noli De Castro Virus but your computer runs much slower

The Bong Revilla Virus: It screws up everything.

The Gov. Ed Panlilio Virus: Originally appeared as an anti-virus until the corrupted system changed its behavior

The Edgardo Angara Virus: A variant of the Trojan Horse virus: has complete access to the system; gathers info and then re-sends it to outside users

The Jose Ma. Sison Virus: It can destroy your files from a remote computer

The Jovito Palparan Virus: A file just disappears from the computer and never shows up again

The Bureau of Customs Virus: It installs hidden programs, such as pirated software

The Tasaday Virus: Ignore it. It’s just a hoax.

The Eddie Villanueva Virus: It has 5 million variants

The John Osmeña Virus: Loves to target the hard drive

The Willie Revillame Virus: Fills up your computer with garbage

The Iglesia Ni Cristo Virus: It controls the entire system

The CBCP Virus: Keeps multiplying itself and eats up space

The Abu Sayyaf Virus: You press the “Delete Key” and it activates the “Escape” [Esc] key instead

The Cecile Guidote-Alvarez Virus: You press the “Return Key” and there’s no response

The Danilo Suarez & Martin Romualdez Virus: It directly targets computer menus

The Ka Roger Rosal Virus: It cannot be found.

The Smart and Globe Virus: Keeps sending unwanted spam mails resulting in the disappearance of data

The Susan Roces Virus: It infects the system not just once but twice

The Vicki Belo Virus: Anti-viruses find it hard to identify since it constantly alters its appearance

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Fastfood giant Jollibee has been getting demands on additional menu choices lately. The famed fastfood joint in the third world has been pushing some of its 24-hour stores to promote its newest offering “the sisig meal with Jollibeer” in order to increase profit margins.